VANTAQROW
an idiot doing his best not to fuck anything up any more than he already has. (if you find yourself in a hole, first thing to do is just stop digging).
ABOUT
| Name | Elijah/Mallory |
| Pronouns | He/Him/His |
| Age | 20 |
| Sexuality | Bisexual |
| Nationality | British (England) |
| Ethnicity | White |
| Languages | English (native fluency), German (C1), Japanese (B2), Mandarin (A2) |
| Profession | University student (BA German, Japanese and Mandarin) |
INTERESTS
Video Games:
Fallout, The Outer Worlds
Apex Legends, Overwatch
Pokémon, Ace Attorney
Red Dead Redemption, Bioshock
The Legend of Zelda, Fire Emblem
Beyond a Steel Sky, Dragon Quest
Books/Literature:
Skulduggery Pleasant, Gone
CHERUB, A Series of Unfortunate Events
Stephen King, George Orwell
James Joyce, Oscar Wilde
Seamus Heaney, Ivor Gurney
Walt Whitman, James Tate
Films/Programmes/Anime:
James Bond, Barbara (Christian Petzold)
Great British Bake Off, The Grand Tour
The Chase, Gefragt-Gejagt
Hannibal, Sherlock
RWBY, Attack On Titan
Hetalia, Black Butler
IRL Hobbies
Kickboxing, Circuit Training
Viola (classically-taught), Piano (self-taught)
Baking, Eating Said Baking
Writing Fanfiction, Writing Short Stories
Duolingo, Quizlet
Pub Quizzes, Pub Piss-Ups
DNI:
racists or xenophobes
any disgusting flavours of anti-LGBTQ+
actual paedos (maps be gone)
fancops & antis
you will be blocked if you follow me and meet any of these criteria (that I can discern)
BYF:
I don't have any coherent tagging system
I don't use tone indicators unless asked per person
I believe it is your responsibility to curate your own internet experience!
I am firmly pro-ship
I believe fiction does NOT equal reality 1:1
I don't censor the words faggot or queer
I regularly hornypost about fictional people :P
you made it through, congrats!
Take a quick rest by this nice free-use photo of a lake island before you go. Or click to start over: